Peanut Penguin Snowboarding

Peanut Penguin Snowboarding has it all! He’s got the gear, the stance and a flawless heel-to-toe turn. There’s just one problem: he really, really doesn’t like the cold. His approach? Hit the slopes early, nail a run or two, then retire to the chalet with a hot chocolate and a hairdryer for his coat. He says it’s about “optimizing core temperature”.

Still, Peanut’s a thrill-seeker at heart. Give him blue skies, low winds and an après-ski playlist, and he’s carving like a pro. Just don’t expect him out in a blizzard. Or before 10 am. Or without thermal socks!